The Postdoc and the Professor

The lamp was shining on the desk, Shining with all its might: The Postdoc did their best to make The sentences read right – This could seem odd because it was The middle of the night. The lab was quiet as could be, The office without a sound. You could not hear a peep, except The sampler spinning round: No conversations could be heard – No students were around. The Postdoc and the Professor Were working close at hand; They wept like anything to see The quantities of grading planned: “If this were only cleared away”, They said, “it would be grand!” “If seven staff with seven pens Graded for half a year. Do you suppose,” the Postdoc said “That they could get it clear?” “I doubt it,” said the Professor And shed a bitter tear. “The time has come,” the Prof she said, “To talk of other things: Of papers – grants – and funding apps – Of seminars – and things – And if you please reviewer three – You’ll think that pigs have wing...